1. apocketsizedperson: initialsckn5b: fackingmoarkewkies: fuckingrecipes: SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.  GET SOME FRUIT. BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.  BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE. PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.  NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.  YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?  TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER.  I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.  FUCK.  WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’ IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.  NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.  TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT.  Calm down, Karkat this was strangely motivating… ^^ it really was though. Tomorrow=grapes in the freezer ^I read this in the voice of Mr. T all while having the image of the Koolaid man being the one speaking, and busting through walls the entire time. apocketsizedperson: initialsckn5b: fackingmoarkewkies: fuckingrecipes: SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.  GET SOME FRUIT. BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.  BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE. PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.  NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.  YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?  TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER.  I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.  FUCK.  WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’ IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.  NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.  TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT.  Calm down, Karkat this was strangely motivating… ^^ it really was though. Tomorrow=grapes in the freezer ^I read this in the voice of Mr. T all while having the image of the Koolaid man being the one speaking, and busting through walls the entire time.

    apocketsizedperson:

    initialsckn5b:

    fackingmoarkewkies:

    fuckingrecipes:

    SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER. 

    GET SOME FRUIT.

    BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT. 

    BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.

    PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES. 

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    NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER. 

    YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE? 

    TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER. 

    I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER. 

    FUCK. 

    WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’

    IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT. 

    NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE. 

    TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT. 

    Calm down, Karkat

    this was strangely motivating…

    ^^ it really was though. Tomorrow=grapes in the freezer

    ^I read this in the voice of Mr. T all while having the image of the Koolaid man being the one speaking, and busting through walls the entire time.

  2. When you and your parents argue but you were right.

    laugh-addict:

    Where the fuck is my sorry nigga?

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    THIS.

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  3. missmonomi: #swiggity swaggy i am the baggie #Dead

    missmonomi:

    #swiggity swaggy i am the baggie

    #Dead

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  4. michaelshiatusbeard: scarfshipping: yours-truly-calliope: This is a useful resource… i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen two types of people michaelshiatusbeard: scarfshipping: yours-truly-calliope: This is a useful resource… i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen two types of people

    michaelshiatusbeard:

    scarfshipping:

    yours-truly-calliope:

    This is a useful resource…

    i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

    two types of people

    (via orgasmic-humor)

  5. mydearvalentin: A lot happened over that cup of coffee… mydearvalentin: A lot happened over that cup of coffee…

    mydearvalentin:

    A lot happened over that cup of coffee…

  6. chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

    chudobs:

    someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

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  7. ask away

    1. 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
    2. 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
    3. 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
    4. 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
    5. 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
    6. 6. What are you excited for?
    7. 7. What happened tonight?
    8. 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
    9. 9. Is confidence cute?
    10. 10. What is the last beverage you had?
    11. 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
    12. 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
    13. 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
    14. 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
    15. 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
    16. 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
    17. 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
    18. 18. The last time you felt broken?
    19. 19. Have you had sex today?
    20. 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
    21. 21. Are you in a good mood?
    22. 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
    23. 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
    24. 24. What do you want right this second?
    25. 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
    26. 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
    27. 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
    28. 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
    29. 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
    30. 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
    31. 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
    32. 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
    33. 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
    34. 34. Listening to?
    35. 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
    36. 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
    37. 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
    38. 38. Who did you last call?
    39. 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
    40. 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
    41. 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
    42. 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
    43. 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
    44. 44. Do you tan in the nude?
    45. 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
    46. 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
    47. 47. Who was the last person to call you?
    48. 48. Do you sing in the shower?
    49. 49. Do you dance in the car?
    50. 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
    51. 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
    52. 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
    53. 53. Is Christmas stressful?
    54. 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
    55. 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
    56. 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
    57. 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
    58. 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
    59. 59. Take a vitamin daily?
    60. 60. Wear slippers?
    61. 61. Wear a bath robe?
    62. 62. What do you wear to bed?
    63. 63. First concert?
    64. 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
    65. 65. Nike or Adidas?
    66. 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
    67. 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
    68. 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
    69. 69. Ever take dance lessons?
    70. 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
    71. 71. Can you curl your tongue?
    72. 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
    73. 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
    74. 74. What is your favorite book?
    75. 75. Do you study better with or without music?
    76. 76. Regularly burn incense?
    77. 77. Ever been in love?
    78. 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
    79. 79. What was the last concert you saw?
    80. 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
    81. 81. Tea or coffee?
    82. 82. Favorite type of cookie?
    83. 83. Can you swim well?
    84. 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
    85. 85. Are you patient?
    86. 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
    87. 87. Ever won a contest?
    88. 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
    89. 89. Which are better black or green olives?
    90. 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
    91. 91. Best room for a fireplace?
    92. 92. Do you want to get married?
    93. 93. Are you a virgin?
    94. 94. When was the last time you had sex?
    95. 95. Favourite food ?

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  9. glitterbuggg: beverlyhillsmom: the article just got better as i kept on reading *eats a whole raw potatoe* glitterbuggg: beverlyhillsmom: the article just got better as i kept on reading *eats a whole raw potatoe*

    glitterbuggg:

    beverlyhillsmom:

    the article just got better as i kept on reading

    *eats a whole raw potatoe*

  10. Discovery Project: EDC Las Vegas

    *IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME PLAY AT EDC LAS VEGAS PLEASE DON’T FORGET TO HIT THAT HEART AND SHARE ON SOCIAL MEDIA*
    ~Link to my Original Track Submission~ https://soundcloud.com/patrick_s_morgan/conniption/s-Gd5in
    30 Minutes is a bit of a short amount of time to get a solid mix in, but i wanted to just give you a nice taste of what my sets are like. I produce House and Trance, more along the lines of Bigroom, Progressive, and Electro so thats what i like to incorporate into my sets and just go all out and make sure that the crowd has the absolute time of their lives. There are a few originals in here that are unreleased by myself that will be coming out on my new album “The Cure For Life” Thank you all so much for listening! I hope you enjoy it!
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