1. New Pentaptych above my bed of the Brooklyn Bridge. Looks so dope #homeimprovement #decor #art #brooklyn #captainbadass

  2. Lol. This is how you know @larissadefarias and i are related. Love you sis #captainfatasses #family #sister

  3. ORLANDO!!! I am inside you!!! #dj #edm #independence #imf #captainbadass #captainstrongstream #wat #funny #alreadydrunk

  4. NOM NOM NOM family recipe spaghetti with meatsauce #food #foodporn #nom #nomdotcom #delicious #diabeetus #colonelmcfatfuck #captainfatass #chef #chefsofinstagram

  5. MEAT SAUCE!!!! Sorry no ingredients for you this time. Family recipe spaghetti and meat sauce ladies and gentlemen. #nom #nomdotcom #colonelmcfatfuck #captainfatass #spaghetti #meat #chef #chefsofinstagram #food #foodporn

  6. The turn up has started. Tonight at the Masquerade is going to be epic. #crunk #alcoholic #captainawesomeidea #sake #nom #nomdotcom #edm #dance #turnips #turndownforwhat #isellpropaneandpropaneaccessories

  7. Tuna skillet Orzo with maple honey sriracha tomato sauce, green bell peppers and garlic. #nom #nomdotcom #dank #chef #chefsofinstagram #colonelmcfatfuck #captainfatass #food #foodporn #delicious #diabeetus #healthy

  8. Just playing with my cock at work………. #workflow #playingwithmycock #lol #funny #sexualjokes #work #diabeetus

  9. Home made chicken stock, pulled chicken, diced tomatoes, crushed tomatoes, sweet corn, red and green bell peppers, vidalia onions, cayenne pepper, garlic powder, chilli powder, and sriracha. That my friends. Is what you call a damn fine chicken soup. #food #foodporn #delicious #diabeetus #captainfatass #colonelmcfatfuck #nomdotcom #nom #dank #chefsofinstagram #chef

  10. Making clouds at the office. Thanks to @jay_teamsavvy for hooking it up with the Lords edition dominus and patriot rda. This thing rips! #dominus #clouds #patriot #vape #vapelife #mod #captaincloudmaker #dominusmods #awesome #workflow #captainbadass